News of the World reports that Freddie Flintoff went on an eight-hour drinking session with some of his England team-mates after their defeat to New Zealand in Cricket World Cup. In the early hours of the morning, he decided to grab a pedalo – the ultimate choice in transportation for real men – and drifted out to sea before capsizing and having to be saved. He’s been dropped for England’s second game against Canada. Considering that he was out first ball, perhaps it’s best all round!
I’ve tried my best to make it sound like I know anything about cricket. I know even less about pedaloes. Drinking, on the other hand…