Because what else is there to do treating your addictions than buy some new clothes? Well, unless you’re addicted to shopping, in which case I suppose that would indicate the your rehab facility has completely failed you. Do such places treat shopping addictions? Do you think Britney’s room-mate is there because she can’t stop going to Fred Segal, or whatever LA store is currently flavour of the month?
I digress. Robbie has a nice new tattoo across his knuckles that reads “LOVE”. Did he get that in rehab? Is rehab like those grand resort hotels that you in Europe, with on-site hairdressers and beauty salons?
I think I should stop questioning what rehab is like…