That’s what they’re called Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt these days, isn’t it?
Anyways, seems these two freaky lovebirds are heading for a split – and carving up the fortune and vast number of babies before they do so. (BTW, not literally carving up babies. That’s weird.)
Earlier this week, the Daily Mail had the following exclusive snippet (were they actually there?! Disguised as a piece of sushi?!) of what might have been the final nail in the coffin for their relationship:
Gone 10pm in the award-winning Alto restaurant in Midtown Manhattan, and the world’s most famous showbusiness couple have already been there for four hours.
They’ve sunk five bottles of wine (two red, two white and an Italian dessert wine) and eaten a four-course dinner, while the friends they were discussing charity work with have long gone.
Now, as fellow diners including actor Alec Baldwin look on, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are struggling to keep their emotions in check. He looks close to tears as he tells the mother of their children that she needs to get psychiatric help or he will leave her.
And I’m thinking – wow! Alec Baldwin was there? I love that guy! He’s amazing in 30 Rock, the role fits him perfectly – that slight-crazy-but-nice middle-aged exec. You know, I once saw him play a lawyer in an episode of Will & Grace which was very similar to the character of Jack Donaghy, and I wonder if the people behind 30 Rock i.e. Tina Fey saw that and thought he’d be good for their show? I’m also really grateful he’s not Stephen…or Daniel…or heck, even Billy. I wonder if he’ll be any good as the Oscars co-host this year?
Here’s Alec Baldwin being brilliant as Jack Donaghy with my other favourite, Gob from Arrested Development also being brilliant: (just a shame the new white square character didn’t have much to say in this scene)