Every so often a news headline comes along that shocks you to your very core. It puzzles you. It unnerves you. It gives you the goddamn heebie-jeebies:
Babyshambles have fans?? How? Why? In what way did they come to exist?
WAIT A MINUTE…! Babyshambles actually perform music? I always thought it was just Pete Doherty ambling about, taking lots of drugs and either not turning up to, or going to court appearances where he always manages to escape any kind of sentence. Oh, and selling his story about how much he loves Kate Moss.
But they’re an actual band? Wonders never cease.
Ha, but if you read the article, it transpires that the fan got to sing on stage because Pete didn’t turn up. Figures.