Paris Hilton joins the army

Paris & Nicky Hilton 

EXCLUSIVE! Paris Hilton recently signed up to serve in the US Army and is on her first mission to an unknown destination. She first made a brief stopover in Croatia, landing at Split’s military airport, and did some last minute partying with sister Nicky in local hotspots…like the famous Carpe Diem nightclub on the island of Hvar.

Okay, so she’s not really joined the army, silly! But as to why she’s allowed to land at a military airport is beyond me. This was an apparent attempt to avoid the papparazi, but I never would have thought that was something she was seeking!

The Croatian media are ever up to the minute on exciting developments about the Hilton sisters. The article below states that at 18.00 hours today they are due to arrive at Papaya nighclub in Zrce, Novalja, Pag island. Quite how the website has such a detailed timetable on them is beyond me. And who turns up to a club at 6pm?! They’re there to promote the drink Rich Prosecco. Rich Prosecco?! Wasn’t he that Italian dude I went to school with?

Oh and by the way, forgive me dear readers, for I have sinned…this is my first post about Paris Hilton…I’m sorry, I cracked!

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