Wait a sec…can a superhero also be a robot, or vice versa…?
*Cough* Oh right, that’s not the main issue!
David Beckham has still yet to play a full game for his new team LA Galaxy, and the Americans are annoyed! His only outing so far has been a 12-minute spell in a friendly game against Chelsea, and since then he’s only been warming the Galaxy bench. At recent games, fans have held up signs and worn shirts proclaiming, amongst other things, “David Beckham is rubbish” (they must’ve thought long and hard about that one) and “Bench it like Beckham” (too funny!). He’s expected to be back to full fitness in the next 10 days.
C’mon people, he’s a footb…sorry…soccer player! He’s bound to be injured some time! Anyway, the fans should really reserve their opinions for after he makes his proper debut. What if he’s getting paid all those millions, playing…but actually kind of crap?
Beckham on the bench: Hmm, nice shoes