Dancing With The Stars, the US version of our very own Strictly Come Dancing started again last night. Heather Mills, who is listed as a “Charity Activist & Campaigner” by profession, apparently fared pretty well with the judges. None were brave enough to discuss her leg…er…footwork, but instead concentrated on critising her upper body, with one judge telling her “you’ve got to watch your arms”.
I’m entirely unsure why she was asked to participate in this, surely she’s not that famous in her own right, and she can’t be that famous in America. Some of the other contestants are great, however – 90s linedancing dude Billy Ray Cyrus, Steve from Beverly Hills, 90210, and Cliff from Cheers. Better yet, they have the awesome judges Bruno Tonioli “Who Gets Very! EXCITED! AT! EVERYTHING!” and sweetheart Len Goodman who I always think talks half very poshly and half Cockney.