Christina Aguilera has gone where so many before her have – she’s showing off her baby bump, “nude”, on the cover of a magazine. (Honestly, you don’t know what you started, Demi Moore! Now it seems like every celeb has to do the same as if it’s some sort of pregnancy ritual.)

Except…goodness knows why Christina is such a weird colour. It’s like they put her in the oven for 5 minutes to “brown”. I know the expression “bun in the oven”, but I thought that referred to someone being pregnant, not what they actually went through.

And please, please, please Christina – tone down your make-up! You’d think that she’d go for a lovely natural look, to bring out her own beauty and her pregnant woman glow. On the other hand, given how much make-up she usually piles on, perhaps this is natural for her. Hmm. Wonder how much make-up she’s going to be wearing when she actually gives birth?!