What’s Sanch from Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place doing in Madonna’s new video?

Madonna’s released a “teaser” clip from her upcoming video and song – because, you know, we just can’t wait until it’s actually out. Here it is:

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen. SERIOUSLY. My initial thoughts were exactly as this post’s title – and I’m obviously not referring to the younger guy in the video, who is in fact Madonna’s toy boy, Jesus Luz. (Get over yourself, woman. The guy’s a model. You don’t have to give him a career.)

I mean the other guy. Okay, so it’s not Sanch but actually Paul Oakenfold. BUT WHAT IS HE DOING? Is he having some kind of fit? Is he on one of those Power Plate workout machines? Has a child of his recently given birth to a child – which is why he’s dancing like a grand-dad? Why does he look like such a moron? Who thought this would look good in the final cut of the video? Ohhh…

Maybe Madonna had a falling out with him…and MEANT to show him like that. Ohhh…

1 thought on “What’s Sanch from Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place doing in Madonna’s new video?

  1. It would be fantastic if Sanchez were in more music videos.

    Because I’m completely down with the kids I in fact recognised who it was straight away. I guess Oakenfold must have produced the track then or something.

    It’s definitely weird. By rights he ought to have been in the role of the DJ, but they clearly opted to use someone prettier for that role.

    It’s freaky the way the DJ turns to look back and sees Oakenfold all on his own doing that weird dance. It’s like something which would happen in an episode of Scrubs. Or to someone who had eaten loads of magic mushrooms.

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