Lindsay provides lamest retort ever

LA’s police chief, William Bratton, this week dismissed plans for the paparazzi in the city to be controlled be deeming it unnecessary. It’s unnecessary because:

If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.” 

This guy provides a snappy quote! He should be in the entertainment business or something!

Anyway, to Police Chief Bratton’s comment, Lindsay Lohan responded with:

Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.

Yeah, take that, police chiefs! I think Lindsay’s trying to say that they shouldn’t get involved in people’s personal lives. Except it reads as if she thinks police chiefs’ personal lives shouldn’t involve other people’s business. Or wait…perhaps it’s that police chiefs’ business lives shouldn’t cross over into their personal lives. Or possibly that everyone else’s lives should involve police business…

Hmm. The more I read it, the more I think she just said a random bunch of words together.

Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!! Paris Hilton went out of town? Where did she go?!

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