Ashley Cole and Mariah Carey – Distant Cousins (or something)

Ashley Cole & Mariah Carey 

Mariah Carey has revealed that she is distantly related to Chelsea football star, Ashley Cole. Upon researching a possible link to American jazz crooner, Nat King Cole, Mariah discovered the family connection to our very own Ashley. Mariah says:

“It’s fascinating. My grandmother was a Cole before she married and it turns out she comes from the same area of Alabama as Ashley’s ancestors – the Deep South.”

Sure is fascinating, Mariah. Ashley’s not saying anything as yet, but his spokesperson said:

“I don’t know if he’s heard the Mariah’s story or not but I know Ashley was born and raised in East London.”

Which is clearly THE least helpful quote ever. It’s like saying “I don’t know if he’s heard Mariah’s story or not but I do know Ashley has hair” or “…but I do know he is eating dinner tonight”.

4 thoughts on “Ashley Cole and Mariah Carey – Distant Cousins (or something)

  1. that’s crap. ashley is a cole on his mothers side how is WHITE. english. his dads surname is callender and he is BLACK.

    HIS DADS MUM used to be our landlady.

Leave a Reply to chelsea Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *