Monthly Archives: September 2007

Professional athletes do it too

There’s a tonne of stories circulating about how employers check up on their workers by looking up their MySpace or Facebook pages to see all sorts of incriminating photos and written profiles…and then sacking the people with very dubious photos or who boast about their rather dodgy nightime interests. But generally they’re 20-something office workers…not teenage tennis players!

Naomi Broady and David Rice, promising British junior players, have both had their funding withdrawn by the Lawn Tennis Association for, essentially, breaching their contracts by behaving unprofessionally. They had posted up pictures and written about partying and drinking on their pages on the social networking site Bebo.

On Broady’s Bebo page, she wrote that she hated:

“hangovers after a good nite owt”

whilst Rice wrote that:

“you can’t beat Watford 4 a nyt out”

Shocking. Truly shocking. I mean, Watford? REALLY?!? Furthermore, I think they should be fined extra for this awful text speak, hahahaha LOL!!!11!

Best quote of all comes from Andy Murray, Britain’s number one tennis player, on the situation:

“I made some mistakes when I was 16 or 17 in Barcelona but now I don’t go out, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke and none of the top players do.”

Blimey Andy, what happened in Barcelona?? Inquiring minds want to know!

UPDATE: The Sun has a little more, including one of the “offending” pics – Naomi Broadby posing with a condom machine…classy. It also says that her Bebo page stated she had “broken the law”. Wow! What could that be? Not paying the congestion charge? Ducking through customs after a shopping mini-break? Admitting to actually liking Pete Doherty? Oh wait, that last one’s not illegal…yet…

Poor Gwen!

Exciting news! We bring you part 4 of the fantastic series “Magazines Butchering The Beautiful Visions Of Our Beloved Famous Ladies”. Tonight it is Gwen Stefani on the US version of InStyle. Now Gwen’s a very pretty and stylish lady. She seems to be the kind of girl that women admire and men fancy. And she’s got a lot of cool stuff going right for her at the moment – music, fashion, family and, er, some other stuff too I’m sure.

So why InStyle have decided to shoot her from this unflattering angle is beyond me:

InStyle - Gwen Stefani

Maybe InStyle photographers are like some secretly insanely jealous best friend. “Yeah, just drop your shoulders down a bit more…half close your eyes….point your nose at the camera…and GURN!!  Oh Gwennie you look gorgeous, that’s such a good photo! I’m going to put it up on MySpace so everyone can see how beautiful you look!” *sniggers*

Quick! Someone get this back on telly!

British Comedy Awards 2007 

ITV have apparently dropped their broadcast of the 2007 British Comedy Awards, after finding yet more irregularities with telephone voting. Last year’s awards urged viewers to carry on voting for the People’s Choice awards, despite the fact that the last 30 minutes of the show wasn’t shown live, and lines for the vote had already closed. Honestly, what next? Is nothing sacred? You’ll probably find trouble with Blue Peter or something… Oh.

But the awards absolutely MUST get back on the television. They’re one of the funniest televised nights of the year as all the star guests sit in the audience getting really rather sozzled, leading to completely unpredictable jokes and speeches. Heck, even if Channel 5 picks it up, I’d still watch it.

And clearly the moral of this phone voting scandal saga is: don’t take part in any TV phone voting EVER, apart from maybe the Eurovision Song Contest which is of course highly reputable and deserves to have a very high number of phone voters across the continent. That’s what I do, anyway.