Monthly Archives: March 2007

Madonna’s Latest Range for H & M Unveiled Today

The doors of H & M stores across the land opened today with the extra addition of Madonna’s second clothes range for the company. The range was apparently well received, with reports that shoppers were grabbing up clothes like there’s no tomorrow. Morning show GMTV had an amusing segment this morning, though – the reporter stood outside the Oxford Circus flagship store where nine people queued to get in…and were outnumbered by press and photographers.

This line of clothes is a vast improvement on the tracksuits that she designed for the company last year. Who wants a tracksuit from H & M, or one designed by Madonna? The clothes, however, are supposedly not of overly good quality. Whilst the same can perhaps be true of a lot of H & M stuff, these clothes are at prices which are typically 25% higher than most other H & M clothes. Surely the point of H & M clothes is that you can buy a cute item for £10 or £20, wear it once, discard it. Whose gonna do that with more expensive stuff??

You can catch the Madonna’s clothes for H & M at their UK website.

New Apprentice Contestants Announced

The third series of UK version of the The Apprentice starts next week (Wednesday 28th March) and yesterday the sixteen new contestants were revealed, amongst whom are the usual assortment of managers, a scientist, several single mothers and someone that used to employ Prince Will’s girlfriend Kate Middleton, but is now bankrupt (any connection?) and working as a waiter. Sir Alan Sugar used the launch of the new series to subtly criticise last year’s contestants:

 “There’s a lot of regrets about last year – maybe turning up was the biggest regret about it. I was somewhat disappointed with the calibre of the contestants we had in the second series.”

I’m not sure what he’s trying to say there, really… Perhaps he didn’t think they were any good? 

In related news, Series One winner Tim Campbell has left his job working for Sugar. He is to start his own business, and launch a trust which aims to give entrepreneurs (me! here! woo-hoo!) £1m a year.

BBC News – First Apprentice Winner Quits Job

Both the British and American versions of the show have their plus points, but are reasonably different. Alan Sugar is basically an East End boy made good and the UK version is pretty low-key in its tasks and prizes. Donald Trump likes to show off all his wealth in pretty much every episode, and arrives to all meetings in a helicopter and has task prizes like dining in his million-dollar penthouse with his model wife. He’s even got his contestants living in Trump Tower, and they travel to the boardroom several floors above by lift. In the UK, the boardroom is a set, and the fired contestant is filmed leaving a hotel somewhere. Try harder Sugar!

Baby Animals Don’t Get Much Cuter

Knut is a three-month polar bear that resides at Berlin Zoo. He is currently being hand-reared as he has been rejected by his mother, a 20-year old former peforming bear – typical celebrity mum, has kids and then dumps them on someone else! But just look how cute he is!

More on Berlin Zoo’s website. I don’t read German (or perhaps I would if I had paid more attention during my GCSE, grr) but I imagine the accompanying text says that Knut is currently the world’s cutest baby animal, and that he enjoys playing with footballs, toilet brushes and rocks. And quite frankly, what baby doesn’t?

Here’s a clip of Knut from Youtube – I love the fact that first bit of the video is inexplicably based on the opening credits of Dallas.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZLKb_5S21E]

Heather Mills Dances, Has To “Watch Her Arms”

Dancing With The Stars, the US version of our very own Strictly Come Dancing started again last night. Heather Mills, who is listed as a “Charity Activist & Campaigner” by profession, apparently fared pretty well with the judges. None were brave enough to discuss her leg…er…footwork, but instead concentrated on critising her upper body, with one judge telling her “you’ve got to watch your arms”.

I’m entirely unsure why she was asked to participate in this, surely she’s not that famous in her own right, and she can’t be that famous in America. Some of the other contestants are great, however – 90s linedancing dude Billy Ray Cyrus, Steve from Beverly Hills, 90210, and Cliff from Cheers. Better yet, they have the awesome judges Bruno Tonioli “Who Gets Very! EXCITED! AT! EVERYTHING!” and sweetheart Len Goodman who I always think talks half very poshly and half Cockney.

Dancing With The Stars

Eurovision Gaffe

Funniest thing about the Eurovision song-decider show on Saturday night was when they announced the winner. Down to the last two, Scooch and French singer Cyndi…dramatic pause for effect…then hosts Terry Wogan and Fearne Cotton both announced the winner, except each saying a different name. Cue confused audience, and double-y confused contestants. Scooch applaud gratiously, before being told that it was them that won, and they get a little bit more excited.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch55p8Y_MCQ]

Sure Fire Winner…

The UK entry for this year’s Eurovision Song  Contest was chosen on Saturday night. The winning song was “Flying the Flag” by Scooch:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6FmisoHSc0]

Hmmm, I’m undecided. Whilst I don’t doubt that this song is crazy Euro fun, is this the kind of thing that works at Eurovision anymore? This is important! They must do their country proud!!

Before the Making Your Mind Up show, hot favourites were Justin Hawkins and Beverlei Brown singing “They Don’t Make Em Like They Used To”.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q18kmM5Uu5o]

This is kind of a fun song too, but gets a little bit high and screechy in places. And then only dogs can hear. And dogs can’t use the telephone to vote. And that’s why they didn’t win.

What I want to know is, why does this Making Your Mind Up competition always feature such has-beens? Justin Hawkins, Liz from Atomic Kitten, Brian Harvey…didn’t Scooch break up like 4 years ago? I suppose credibility is not a big feature at Eurovision…

Joss Stone Gets Annoying

Joss Stone seems to have transformed herself into an annoying little madam. I remember when she first came to prominence – yeah, her music was sort of bland, middle of the road stuff, but she was cute and had an amazing voice. She’s ditched the blonde hair and gone darker with purple streaks (I think her hair looks fantastic) and acquired rather weird dress sense (although knows to show her legs) but just comes across as super-annoying! Watch or read any interviews with her, and you’ll see what I mean. And the thing is it’s not even diva behaviour, it’s just irritating.

An interesting video is doing the rounds, where US record producer Dallas Austin speaks on how she gets her songs…

IDLYITW

Flintoff Drinks, Borrows Pedalo, Falls Into Sea

News of the World reports that Freddie Flintoff went on an eight-hour drinking session with some of his England team-mates after their defeat to New Zealand in Cricket World Cup. In the early hours of the morning, he decided to grab a pedalo – the ultimate choice in transportation for real men – and drifted out to sea before capsizing and having to be saved. He’s been dropped for England’s second game against Canada. Considering that he was out first ball, perhaps it’s best all round!

I’ve tried my best to make it sound like I know anything about cricket. I know even less about pedaloes. Drinking, on the other hand…

News of the World

Robbie Williams leaves rehab, goes shopping

Because what else is there to do treating your addictions than buy some new clothes? Well, unless you’re addicted to shopping, in which case I suppose that would indicate the your rehab facility has completely failed you. Do such places treat shopping addictions? Do you think Britney’s room-mate is there because she can’t stop going to Fred Segal, or whatever LA store is currently flavour of the month?

I digress. Robbie has a nice new tattoo across his knuckles that reads “LOVE”. Did he get that in rehab? Is rehab like those grand resort hotels that you in Europe, with on-site hairdressers and beauty salons?

I think I should stop questioning what rehab is like…

The Sun