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	<title>Desperately Seeking Something</title>
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		<title>What are Croatian WAGs like?</title>
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I know it&#8217;s the hot topic on everyone&#8217;s lips at the moment &#8211; so right here, right now, I&#8217;ll bring you the answer. Well, sort of.
Let&#8217;s take a look at one WAG in particular. She&#8217;s called Nives Celsius (catchy name) and you may have already come across her in the British press. She and her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2010/02/what-are-croatian-wags-like/</link>
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		<title>I see a flaw in this Valentine&#8217;s Day plan&#8230;</title>
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Hmmm&#8230;I think this is the wrong kind of proposal
The BBC News reports on a &#8220;helpful&#8221; strategy that Manchester Airport are employing for Valentine&#8217;s Day in order to avoid any secretly hidden engagement rings being unveiled at airport security&#8230;thereby ruining the surprise of a proposal.
Travellers can now say a special code phrase which will see them [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2010/02/i-see-a-flaw-in-this-valentines-day-plan/</link>
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		<title>Your next obsession &#8211; Jersey Shore</title>
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I know that you&#8217;re the kind of person that swings from one ill-advised obsession to another, so start planning the next fixation that will consume you more than knitting does. (I&#8217;ve totally read you &#8211; huh? HUH?!?!?!)
Over in the U.S. just before Christmas, I caught the first episode of a new MTV reality series &#8211; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2010/02/your-next-obsession/</link>
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		<title>Angelad latest!</title>
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That&#8217;s what they&#8217;re called Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt these days, isn&#8217;t it?
Anyways, seems these two freaky lovebirds are heading for a split &#8211; and carving up the fortune and vast number of babies before they do so. (BTW, not literally carving up babies. That&#8217;s weird.)
Earlier this week, the Daily Mail had the following exclusive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can&#8217;t help thinking &#8211; just stop building the goat?</title>
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Sad news. People in Sweden have built a straw goat, which has burnt to the ground. Poor goat.
Well, let me expand a little &#8211; the 43-foot straw goat, a &#8220;traditional Scandinavian Yuletide symbol&#8221; was erected this Christmas in Gavle (just north of Stockholm) as it has been every year since 1966.
Though also every year (well [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2009/12/i-cant-help-thinking-just-stop-building-the-goat/</link>
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		<title>The biggest non-upset upset in UK chart history (or is it just about Christmas number ones?)</title>
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Well done everyone! We&#8217;ve done it! We&#8217;ve beaten the evil kitten-eater Simon Cowell and the winner of his spreadsheet talent contest The Excel Factor, Steve Brookstein, in their bid to get the Christmas number one with their cover of Disney starlet Billy Ray Cyrus&#8217;s hit, The Fall. (Yeah, that sentence has too much &#8220;spoof&#8221;. I know. Well, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2009/12/the-biggest-non-upset-upset-in-uk-chart-history-or-is-it-just-about-christmas-number-ones/</link>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Best Headline</title>
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From BBC News:

Normally I&#8217;d write a bit more in a blog entry &#8211; make a wise crack, explain what the eff&#8217;s going on, blabber on about the 1980s, mouth off about Simon Cowell &#8211; that kind of thing.
But this doesn&#8217;t need any of that. All of us can just sit back and smile, safe in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2009/12/todays-best-headline/</link>
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		<title>Why have I not come across this before??!</title>
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Technically, I haven&#8217;t stumbled upon this *right* now. In fact, I found it via  a link on a page that was linked to on another page that was linked to in a comment of a blog that I found when clicking on a link on a page. And this all took place just after my last [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2009/11/why-have-i-not-come-across-this-before/</link>
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		<title>Tom Cruise is&#8230;.Patrick Bateman?</title>
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This is best thing I&#8217;ve read all year. Well, all month. Day. Hour. Okay, the best thing I&#8217;ve read whilst I&#8217;m waiting for my washing machine to finish.
Director of American Psycho, Mary Harron, revealed in a recent magazine interview how she and lead actor Christian Bale worked on establishing the character, Patrick Bateman. After talking at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.desperatelyseekingsomething.com/2009/10/tom-cruise-is-patrick-bateman/</link>
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		<title>Crazy Amy Winehouse</title>
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We all know Amy Winehouse lives in Crazyville. She&#8217;s spent the better part of the last two years overdoing the drink and drugs during which time her only bit of work seemed to be fighting strangers in pubs. She wears a hairstyle so high that several small birds &#8211; and possibly a few eagles, goats and Ronnie [...]]]></description>
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