Desperately Seeking Something

Yes, okay, so the actual song is pretty funky, and overall the video isn’t that bad:

But c’mon Madonna -PLEASE PUT YOUR CROTCH AWAY.

We get it, you look good for a woman of your age. But writhing around half-naked isn’t going to prove anything. It’s just going to disgust us.

And I don’t mean bad in that late-80s really-good-kind-of-way.

There’s a lot of bad music out there. People should be protected against it. I’d start some sort of association, but I’m too lazy. So instead, on Desperately Seeking Something, I’m going to bring you videos of songs that are truly awful. Take a listen to them – just once of course – and then protect your friends. Every time you hear these songs being played on the radio, MTV, wherever, cover your friends’ ears. Drag them out of the room. Throw a rock at the TV. Whatever’s necessary. They’ll thank you for it. Trust me.

Here’s Beeper by The Count And Sinden featuring Kid Sister. (So apparently it took three people to make something this bad.)