Yes, okay, so the actual song is pretty funky, and overall the video isn’t that bad:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ZJ9gcIpIE]

But c’mon Madonna -PLEASE PUT YOUR CROTCH AWAY.

We get it, you look good for a woman of your age. But writhing around half-naked isn’t going to prove anything. It’s just going to disgust us.