Strictly Come Dancing – The “South American” Version

Both The Sun and The Daily Mail bring us very exciting news today – that foreign versions of Strictly Come Dancing aren’t hosted by Bruce Forsyth. NO! That’s not it! Silly me! The exciting news is actually that these foreign versions are ever so slightly raunchier than the UK one. Judging by the pictures in those papers and the videos on YouTube (seriously, you really may want to look this up), only one word can be used to describe this foreign Strictly… BUMS! Lots of them! Titled Bailando por un SueƱo (Dancing For A Dream), the show seems to involved women dancing in pretty much the tiniest costumes ever.

The Sun reckons all this shocking behaviour happens in the Brazilian version, whilst the Daily Mail reckons it is in Argentina. One of these papers needs a geography lesson. I think this happens in Argentina.

The Sun also reports that Jordan and Peter may well take part in the next series of the UK show. The paper helpfully mocks up what they may look like on the show, as shown below:

Strictly Jordan Peter

Somewhat strange…since when do two of the celebrity participants ever dance together? Think, Sun, think.

Here I bring you my exclusive mock-up of Jordan and Peter on Strictly…

Strictly Jordan Peter

That’s Jordan on the right, in case you can’t figure it out.

By the way, Jordan would totally get paired with Brendon Cole on the show, wouldn’t she? *shudders*

*and vomits a bit*

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