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They tried to make me go to rehab

Here’s Amy on a fun day out with her parents…

To lift her spirits a little bit what with all that drug stuff and the problems with Blake not let out of prison yet and not being able to sing properly anymore but mumbling instead (“You gah ba to heehhh and ahhh ga ba to blaaaaack…”), Amy Winehouse’s mum and dad took her on a day trip to Madame Tussauds wax museum in London today. Ahh, how nice. Nothing like a family trip, eh? And this was nothing like a family trip, badumtishthankyouverymush.

Janis and Mitch Winehouse posed with a wax figure of their daughter, that was unveiled at Madame Tussauds today. It’s one thing when celebrities themselves pose with their own wax figure, in a weird “here’s two versions of me, guess which one is real?!” way. But this someone seems a little creepier – “here’s us posing with a version of our “daughter” that isn’t brawling with people, screaming “Blaaake”, or with white powder up her nose. We’re so proud!”

And what’s also a little weird – we only know about Amy Winehouse’s parents because they’re always in the papers talking about her troubles. What, are they becoming “celebrities” in their own right?

 

By the way, it’s a pretty good waxwork, huh? Not like some of the really freaky stuff Madame Tussauds sometimes come up with.

Pete Doherty: Prize Idiot, Lucky Idiot

Apparently, Pete Doherty ISN’T in jail. Yeah, who knew?! The number of times this man gets arrested on drug offences, you would’ve thought that at some point he might have received a sentence and be in some prison cell somewhere.

Well, that’s not the case…until this week! Ha ha! Or was it? Appearing in court at the beginning of August, on earlier offences, the judge warned him to kick his drug habit or face jail. But alas, early on Monday morning, after a somewhat shambolic set at the V Festival, Doherty was arrested again in East London, thereby breaching his bail conidtions.

So what do you think happens next? What do you reckon his punishment is? 1) He gets thrown into jail, never to be allowed out again? 2) Gets ordered to rehab forever and ever? 3) Gets forced to listen to one of his own records 4) Is made to read all the incredibly boring coverage of his and Kate Moss’s relationship?

Nope. It’s 5) Gets let off the hook. His case gets thrown out on a technicality – that he wasn’t presented before a judge within 24 hours of Monday’s arrest. Great.

Pete Doherty done some bad things

In more surprising news, from this side of the globe this time, Pete Doherty might go to jail. Apparently, he’s been pulled up for all sorts of drug offences and he might have to suffer the consequences. Gasp!

Doherty was never on my radar until he broke into his former bandmate’s (Carl Barat) home and stole some of his possessions. And since then, he seems to be famous for ZERO reason. Apart from 1) Drug arrests here, there and everywhere 2) Wearing a hat at a “jaunty” angle 3) Teaming up with Kate Moss to compete for some sort of “Scruffiest And Most Pretentious Couple Ever” award (I think it’s fair to assume that they won) and 4) Selling his non-story to the tabloids. Oh and then 5) Repeat from step 1.

If he went to jail he wouldn’t be able to do any of the above, at least not in public. How he’s escaped so far…who knows?

Doherty ‘faces jail’ over drugs

Katie…You’re Fired

So despite potentially being hired by Alan Sugar, it now turns out that The Apprentice contestant Katie Hopkins has actually been fired from her real job. Although working at The Met Office since September 2006, she has been let go as she “failed to pass her probationary period”. So nothing to do with her behaviour on a popular TV show, or her selling her love life to the tabloids then? I expect they’re all at it at The Met Office. Selling stories to the tabloids, I mean*…I’m not trying to imply anything else…

*Not really

It took me an absolute age to come up with the title of this post. Let’s see, she was on The Apprentice and she’s now been let go from her real job…”Katie, please go to your desk and pack up your things”? “Apprentice contestant no longer working for the weather people”? No, I seem to be missing something very obvious…

BBC News: Apprentice contender Katie fired

Robbie Williams leaves rehab, goes shopping

Because what else is there to do treating your addictions than buy some new clothes? Well, unless you’re addicted to shopping, in which case I suppose that would indicate the your rehab facility has completely failed you. Do such places treat shopping addictions? Do you think Britney’s room-mate is there because she can’t stop going to Fred Segal, or whatever LA store is currently flavour of the month?

I digress. Robbie has a nice new tattoo across his knuckles that reads “LOVE”. Did he get that in rehab? Is rehab like those grand resort hotels that you in Europe, with on-site hairdressers and beauty salons?

I think I should stop questioning what rehab is like…

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