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Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero

Kate Middleton is in the news today (when isn’t she?) because apparently she does have a job! And better yet – it’s a boring office job. Yay for her! She’s just like us. Yah boo to all of you who think she spends all day sitting around drinking cups of tea and watching Loose Women, waiting for Prince William to propose.
 

Katie no wait-y
Katie no wait-y
 
I have no particularly strong feelings for Kate Middleton either way. Aside from the fact that every time I see her, I think: 
 
“You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears too much eye make-up. People think she’s a whore.”