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Ashley Cole and Mariah Carey – Distant Cousins (or something)

Ashley Cole & Mariah Carey 

Mariah Carey has revealed that she is distantly related to Chelsea football star, Ashley Cole. Upon researching a possible link to American jazz crooner, Nat King Cole, Mariah discovered the family connection to our very own Ashley. Mariah says:

“It’s fascinating. My grandmother was a Cole before she married and it turns out she comes from the same area of Alabama as Ashley’s ancestors – the Deep South.”

Sure is fascinating, Mariah. Ashley’s not saying anything as yet, but his spokesperson said:

“I don’t know if he’s heard the Mariah’s story or not but I know Ashley was born and raised in East London.”

Which is clearly THE least helpful quote ever. It’s like saying “I don’t know if he’s heard Mariah’s story or not but I do know Ashley has hair” or “…but I do know he is eating dinner tonight”.

Whitesnake back in the news

There really aren’t enough news stories about 80s rockers Whitesnake in the papers these days, are there? This is obviously because of the media’s blantant dislike of this wonderful band, rather than Whitesnake not actually doing much that’s newsworthy these days. Ahem.

Singer David Coverdale comes to the rescue, however, by being victim of a bear attack at his US home in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. The black bear apparently broke into a guestroom at the house, before David came running at him with an air horn to scare the bear away. That’s some brave rocking for you!

   Black Bear   David Coverdale
   Mock-up: Black bear goes after David Coverdale

Singer David Coverdale scared by bear intrusion

Shoppers Eat Billboard

In new levels of shopping insanity, crazed Londoners devoured a billboard today. Luckily for them, it was made of chocolate! British confectioners Thorntons unveilved a chocolate advert in Covent Garden, central London, as a Easter promotion. The billboard measured 14.5 ft x 9.5 ft and had Easter egg and bunny decorations on it. The ad was expected to last a week, but was eaten up in only 3 hours! Cue lots of wide-eyed, little kids on the telly, with chocolate-smeared faces, talking of how the ate so much they now feel sick. Cute!