You know it’s a slow news day when the Daily Mail publish stories and pictures about (1) A breeze messing up Gwyneth Paltrow’s hair, (2) Lily Allen buying a standard lawnmower, and the Mail insinuating that she’s going to use it to grow weed, and (3) boring columnist Liz Jones hating loafers.
The last one is the clincher I think. It must also be a slow news in the graphics department, when they can’t even bother to get a new photo of Liz Jones to accompany the article…
And it’s cleary a slow news day here, if I’m bothering to write about Liz Jones. Oh, the shame.
- Daily Mail: Blowin’ in the wind: Gwyneth Paltrow’s flyaway new hairdo
- Daily Mail: It doesn’t cut THAT kind of grass, Lily…
- Daily Mail: It’s the must-have shoe of the summer…